dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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