Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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