I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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