By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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