also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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