office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
His nipple licking is glorious
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