In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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