Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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