How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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