shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
wrigley field is MILF paradise
...so i touched it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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