BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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