Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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