Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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