Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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