I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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