i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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