She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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