put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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