i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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