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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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