we're blogging at a bar
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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