Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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