i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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