I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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