shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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