What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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