He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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