508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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