Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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