you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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