just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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