Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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