There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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