So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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