His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I need a burrito and a hug.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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