Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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