CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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