Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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