she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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