singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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