the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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