I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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