this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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