Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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