i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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