you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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