i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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