I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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