Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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