Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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