how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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