I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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