I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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