ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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