took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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