just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
