Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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